Nothing unusual: white girls, spread offenses, sex classes.

There's a man I need to introduce to you. His name is Chris Rainey. Chris Rainey plays football for the University of Florida Gators. Chris Rainey is fast. Chris Rainey is the Tracy Jordan of football:

Reporter: What are you taking this semester?

Rainey: I'm taking sex classes.

Reporter: Six classes?

Rainey: Sex classes.

Laughter erupted from the twenty-some reporters crowding around him.
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There's waay more from this guy. Like when he told reporters that he was a "white-girl man". The best part? He's only a freshman. That means we get at least three years of this. Knowing how the white women are in northern Florida, though, I bet Chris Rainey transfers to the more frisky sex lands of LSU before the year's out.

(The biggest HT evar to the great Orson for this entire story, which he has been tirelessly following for the past year. A Woodward and Bernstein for our times, I tell ya.)