The Time When Adult Film And The News Overlap

Sometimes, life gives you a gift of laughter. A brief moment of joy in our sometimes bleak world. To wit, I'm talking about this:

"THE government and the separatist Moro Islamic Liberation Front yesterday struck a deal and approved the draft of an agreement on the territory to be included in the rebels’ proposed homeland."

Don't see it yet? Look closely at that lede. Anything there? This later excerpt should clear it up.

"We met halfway on the timetable,” Gonzales said, adding the government had originally wanted the plebiscite to be held only after the signing of a final peace agreement.

The MILF demanded that the poll be held six months after the signing of the pact on ancestral domain."

You're welcome.

(Seriously, do you think any of the members of the rebel group know?)