11 December 2008

10 New Jobs For Alan Colmes

With word that Alan Colmes, Punching Bag Extraordinaire, will be leaving Fox News at the end of the year, it's time to find a new home for the man who you almost feel bad for, he's losing so badly. Almost. Some places he might find familiar:

1. Detroit Lions

2. Katie Holmes

3. David Gest

4. L.A. Clippers

5. Toby from the Office

6. Jennifer Aniston

7. HD-DVD technology

8. Elizabeth Hasselbeck

9. Newspapers

10. Nation-state of Poland

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